February 2012
martinfreemans:
tumblr gives me unrealistic expectations about how much people like me.
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i never get anons asking me weird shit
it makes me sad
I therefore challenge you all to ask me the weirdest questions currently on record at tumblr.
Winner will get cookies*
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Listening to my phone on shuffle
Classical piano music comes on.
Very loudly
I could see her humming along
Boy was she in for a surprise when it shuffled to Disturbed
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marshalmouse asked: STOP ASKING YOURSELF QUESTIONS
You should all leave nice asks in my ask box
I’m going to sleep no, I’m at the computer shop again tomorrow fixing laptops and trying to bring some back to life
I’m in the computer shop again tomorrow. Do you want updates of what I’m doing?
I’ll try to keep you updated if you do :)
Goodnight tumblr
x
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siksta:
marshalmouse replied to your post: Have you ever failed so hard you accidentalied?
Ssshhhh….Sssshhh
Oh, that confirms it.
GEORGE SCREWED UP AND FAILED.
HARD.
Oh, this pleases me. Yes, this pleases me soooo much.
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Anonymous asked: are you bi or ?
Reblog if you remember "FLIIIIIIIIIIIPENDO!!!!"
darrenflawlesscriss:
gryffinwhore:
kayleighweasley:
jkrowlingismypatronus:
I was always so confused
NOBODY EVER USED THAT SPELL OUTSIDE OF THE FIRST TWO GAMES
FLIPENDO FOREVER WILL BE MY CHILDHOOD
oh MY GODD
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Anonymous asked: 1 5 13
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noodleszangetsuhusky asked: sheventy feif!
No one's gonna do it but hey ho
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
mattsmithsexual:
if you’re homophobic there is a 100% chance i hate you
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Anonymous asked: If you don't give a fuck, why did you use the calculator to reply?
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Necromancy would be my chosen discipline
Why?
I struggle to visualise the “Lines between everything”. I’d prefer to be able to control something that I can see; In this case shadows.
I don’t know what I’d wield though. Cane has been done, dagger is too simple.
I could have a sword. That would be cool :D
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I added to my ear-stud collection today
marshalmouse:
Being the only guy in Claire’s wasn’t a great experience if I’m honest.
But I’m secure enough in my masculinity to enter and buy ear-studs made for a market of twelve year old girls.
Just to clarify, those ones middle right say “Rock”, not “Cock”.
Damn my blurry webcam
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cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
My course is about computers.
Work done? pah…
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I added to my ear-stud collection today
Being the only guy in Claire’s wasn’t a great experience if I’m honest.
But I’m secure enough in my masculinity to enter and buy ear-studs made for a market of twelve year old girls.
I like how everyone complains when something new...
hunterinadirtytrenchcoat:
and I think Karp is sitting in front of his computer, clicks on Save changes and whispers:
Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
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Anonymous asked: That red calculator sucks ass!
Text from Mum: "I have a surprise for you when you...
I get home
and she hands me this
First thing I do with it?
80085 aside, I love my Mum
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